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[stophit]

Comments

DM, 8/13 evening

[rafflesian]

i'm glad you asked because i'd like for you to take a moment and imagine me walking into the tactical supply shop.

DM, 8/13 evening

[stophit]

describe your outfit

DM, 8/13 evening

[rafflesian]

butch moonshiner. overalls, work boots, trucker hat with bigfoot on it. audrey is stuffed inside a bass pro shop shirt and i have the most questionable uniboob.

DM, 8/13 evening

[stophit]

you fit right the fuck in. they didn't have shit to say to you

DM, 8/13 evening

[rafflesian]

i took big stomps in my work boots to assert my dominance.

DM, 8/13 evening

[stophit]

badass. did they ask what you needed body armor for

DM, 8/13 evening

[rafflesian]

no, which is a shame because i had a backstory prepared.

DM, 8/13 evening

[stophit]

you gotta tell me. i can pretend to work at the tactical supply if it'd help

DM, 8/13 evening

[rafflesian]

it WOULD help, thank you.

[STOMP. STOMP. STOMP. STOMP.]

i'm ready to check out.

DM, 8/13 evening

[stophit]

k hold on

DM, 8/13 evening

[stophit]

[whistles]

you got the 2nd gen model there. that thing can stop a 12 gauge slug

DM, 8/13 evening

[rafflesian]

and knock me flat on my ass along with it.

[big boisterous southern laugh, you know the one]

pray to the lord it don't come to that, but in my line of work... [mysteriously yet inviting intrigue] sometimes it do...