stophit | ic spam @s.roca

do i gotta kick someone's ass. cause let's fuckin go

Just mine.

I told Jack that I’m going to Sweden or something during Annie’s bday party and now I need you to drive me to the airport and like loudly announce that you’re taking me there.

dude. are you seriously going to sweden

No! I just need you to pretend.

k but what happens after we pretend you've gone to the sweden. are you getting an airbnb in colchester

I haven’t thought that far! I don’t even have a passport.

You’ll have to say you’re taking care of Max Too and Bandit and Scrap.

And maybe I’ll buy some postcards off of Amazon and send them randomly.

How long do you think someone reasonably vacations in Norway???

dude i've never been out of the country. i can't answer this

are you doing this all bc of a bday party

You haven't ever panicked and done something stupid? And if you say no, I have photographic proof to the contrary.

i do stupid shit all the fuckin time. i own it

look i'll drive you to the airport and take care of your guys but idk maybe instead you wanna say what the actual problem is here

Sal! I’m not going anywhere! I just need you to pretend!

k i'll pretend to drive you to the airport and pretend to take care of your guys but it's gonna be fuckin wild if i'm like yeah evan's in norswedeway and someone's like oh cool cause i saw her walking her dog this morning cause she's still here for some reason

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